Stoners

Should we bring back stoning people to death? Well the bible is covered with rules and regulations that would allow people to kill and stone people to death. For instence, Exodus 21:17 says, “Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death.” So why aren’t more parents having their kids killed when they disrespect or talk bad about them? All adultrers should also be stoned according to the bible as well. Leviticus 20:10 says, “If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.” There are many more examples like this in the bible from stealing to being a gay man.  So who is ready to pick up a few rocks and start chucking them at all the rule breakers of our land?

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GOD HATES FOOTBALL!!!!

           YOU SINNERS! THANK GOD FOR TORN ACLs! Why does AMERICA continue to support such an unholy activity such as FOOTBALL! Read the Bible folks, the perfect word of the LORD! GOD HATES FOOTBALL! READ the BIBLE! The BIBLE says so!!!
           Leviticus 11:7-8 “The pig, for even though it has divided hoofs and is cleft-footed, it does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. Of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch; they are unclean for you.”
            Eating bacon, your pagan Easter ham and FOOTBALL are all ABOMINATIONS!!! You will ALL rot in HELL if you do not repent and correct your sins! Follow the WORD of the HOLY BIBLE! GOD’S PERFECT and literal WORD!!

I am telling you this because I love you and want you to stop SINNING. Put down that unholy pig carcass, stop filling your GOD HATING mouths with pork!!!

REPENT! REPENT! Thank God for torn ACLs! GOD HATES FOOTBALL!!!!!!

GODS LOVE AND GRACE,

Phil Macracken

The Eastboro Baptist Church