God’s Fan Club

God's Fan Club

Overly religious and “preachy” people are one of the main turn offs for non-believers and believers in this world. A majority of people do not like the “Bible says this” or “your going to hell” conversations that occur when they encounter a “Fan”. This photo/bumper sticker demonstrates the overall feeling of most people in that they do believe in a God but can’t stand most of the outspoken religious “Fans” in our world that push their beliefs on them.

GOD HATES FOOTBALL!!!!

           YOU SINNERS! THANK GOD FOR TORN ACLs! Why does AMERICA continue to support such an unholy activity such as FOOTBALL! Read the Bible folks, the perfect word of the LORD! GOD HATES FOOTBALL! READ the BIBLE! The BIBLE says so!!!
           Leviticus 11:7-8 “The pig, for even though it has divided hoofs and is cleft-footed, it does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. Of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch; they are unclean for you.”
            Eating bacon, your pagan Easter ham and FOOTBALL are all ABOMINATIONS!!! You will ALL rot in HELL if you do not repent and correct your sins! Follow the WORD of the HOLY BIBLE! GOD’S PERFECT and literal WORD!!

I am telling you this because I love you and want you to stop SINNING. Put down that unholy pig carcass, stop filling your GOD HATING mouths with pork!!!

REPENT! REPENT! Thank God for torn ACLs! GOD HATES FOOTBALL!!!!!!

GODS LOVE AND GRACE,

Phil Macracken

The Eastboro Baptist Church